If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of Turtles having sex.
Holy crap if the most popular thing I ever post is about turtle sex I regret every life choice ever.
“yea or nay” i ask the jury. one by one they all stand up. “nay” they say. tears fill my eyes. the bill will not pass. now my son will never get the education he needs. why did i think a jury full of horses was a good idea
three people unfollowed me after i posted this